“七夕”，用英语怎么说土味情话？

-你是什么血型？

-B型。

-不是，你是我的理想型。

-What's your blood type?

-B.

-No, you are my type.

-你有打火机吗？

-没有。

-那你是怎么点燃我的心的？

-Have you got a lighter?

-No.

-Then how did you manage to set my heart on fire?

-我可以向你问路吗？

-你要去哪里？

-去你心里。

- May I ask you the way?

- Which way?

- The way to your heart.

-你脸上有一个东西诶?

-啥？

-有我的目光。

-There's something on your face.

-What?

-My gaze.

你有地图吗？因为，我在你的秋波里迷路了...

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

我觉得你想我的一个亲戚。

你像我爸的女婿。

I think you look like a relative of mine.

You look like my father's son-in-law

我好害怕自己长蛀牙了哦。

因为你真的太甜了。

I'm afraid that I'm gonna have a tooth decay.

Because you are just so sweet.

-你就像部照相机。

为什么这么说？

一看到你我就忍不住嘴角上扬。

- You just like a camera.

- Why?

- You make me smile whenever I see you.

告诉你一个坏消息。

我对你的想法已经不单纯了。

I have some bad news for you.

The way I think about you is no longer pure.

你最近是不是胖了？

为什么你在我心里的分量越来越重了呢？

Have you gained weight lately?

Why are you weighing more and more in my heart?

-你是魔术师吗？

-你是魔术师吗？

-啊？为什么？

-因为每次看到你，周围的一切都消失了。

-Are you a magician?

-Why?

-Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappeaers.

-不要再偷我的东西了！

-什么东西？

-我的心。

-Don't steal things from me anymore!

-What?

-My heart.

你累吗？

你都在我心里跑一天了。

Are you tired?

You've been running in my head for a whole day.