Learning about a person's personality by their blood type began in the early 20th century, but there are many skeptics. Whether you believe in it or not it is a very interesting study. The following pieces are about each blood type's uniqueness to certain situations and their intrinsic attributes. You may compare your habits and ways of thinking with these stories. Are there any similarities? Or are they completely dissimilar? Just take a moment to read this article for a bit of fun.
20世纪初，通过血型研究性格的风潮渐起，但一直以来持怀疑态度者甚多。无论你相信与否，这都是很有趣的研究。以下几个小段子都是关于各个血型在特定情境下独有的反应和内在特质。读者或可比照自己的习惯和思维方式，像或不像，聊做消遣吧。
【最高效的学习方法】
>>>A型<<<
The best way is to prepare well through continuous hard work. Then you gain in confidence. Confidence is the power of blood type A.
最适合A型血的学习方法就是做好准备坚持不懈地努力学习。然后从中获得信心。信心是A型血的力量之源。
>>>B型<<<
Easily distracted, hence tends to start with the most difficult subjects.
B型血很容易分心，所以通常从最难的科目下手。
>>>O型<<<
Being able to concentrate easily, O types tend to excel in good memory.
O型血能够快速集中注意力，因此通常记忆力都很好。
>>>AB型<<<
Can't withstand sleepiness hence can't stay up late. AB types need to manage their time well.
AB血型的同学们抵抗不住睡觉的诱惑，因此难以熬夜。需要妥善安排时间。
**If the different blood types study in one room...
四大血型集体学习众生相……
O: Bla bla bla....
AB: Zzzzz~
A: Next time I'll not study together with them.
下次再也不要跟他们一起看书啦！！！
B: Really don't feel like studying anymore.
真的不想看书啊不想看书。
【生气时的表现】
>>>A型<<<
Suppress at all costs. Because he doesn't get mad often, he's prone to gastroenteritis and stomach aches.
无论如何都要忍！因为不常发火，所以容易得肠胃炎或常感肚子痛。
>>>B型<<<
Gets mad whenever he feels like it. Perhaps he still doesn't know he has to hold back...? Therefore his mental condition is the best.
想生气时就生气。也许他还不懂怎么"hold住"自己的脾气？也正是因为这样，B型血的心理状态是最好的。
>>>O型<<<
O blood type talks to a third party to vent his frustrations. He can de-stress, but people around him will be exhausted.
O型血喜欢去找第三方倾诉。自己的情绪倒是舒缓了，不过被倾诉的那一方可能会被烦死。
>>>AB型<<<
AB型生气时的表现是……
B: What's he up to?
他在干啥呢？
A: He's been like that for 30 minutes...
他那个样子都半个小时了……
O: After filling it with water, he keeps gazing at it. Will a water monster come cheer him up? Why not go to the sea instead~
他接满了水以后就一直盯着那水看……他是想盯出个水怪来给他加油打气么？干嘛不直接去海边得了~
【开车时的表现】
>>>AB型<<<
ABs are afraid of feeling sleepy when driving.
AB血型最怕开车的时候犯困。
>>>B型<<<
Bs are easily distracted.
B型血开车很容易走神。
(开车走神中……)
B: Wow, that chick has a great figure.
嗷！那个美眉身材好正！
>>>O型<<<
Os are afraid of boredom.
O型血开车的时候最怕无聊。
(无聊抱怨中……)
O: Why are they as slow as snails? The speed of snails!
大哥，你们是怎么把车开到这么慢的！你是在蜗速前进咩！！
>>>A型<<<
As strive for perfection and are self-satisfied.
A型血喜欢追求一路上的完美表现，并且对自己的表现相当满意。
(精确计算中……)
A: Speed detector 300 meters ahead. I can go full-speed for 200 meters. And then slow down gradually. Heh heh, I'm such a genius.
前方300米处有测速装置。我可以全速前进到200米的地方。然后再慢慢减速。哼哼，哥简直就是个天才！
**If the different blood types drive in one car...
如果把这几个血型塞到一辆车里……
A: Didn't get caught on camera. I really am a genius.
没被拍到，哥果然是最牛的。
B: Baby, let me hold you on a passionate night... (Lyrics)
亲爱的，激情之夜让偶抱抱你……(歌词)
AB: Sleepy~
好困啊~
O: Can you go faster?
你还敢开得再慢点吗？
【玩真心话大冒险】
A: Erm...
呃……
B: Why do we need to play something so senseless?
我们干嘛要玩这么白痴的游戏？
O: Should be interesting!!
肯定会很有意思的！！
AB: Not again.
又来了……
**Question: Who appears to be the most deceitful?
问题：谁最会骗人？
A: Erm...AB seems to be able to pretend easily.
AB啦~AB最会装。
B: No, should be me.
别跟我抢，我比较爱骗人好不好。
O: I don't like to deceive. I am very honest.
我不喜欢骗人。我是个诚实的娃。
AB: In today's society, showing your own feelings in something like that is very stupid.
在当今这个社会，表现出你真正的想法是很愚蠢的。
**Question: After pooing in a public toilet, with no toilet paper, the one who will use his socks to wipe his arse is...
问题：在公厕上大号之后发现没有带纸，会用袜子来擦屁屁的是……
A pointing at O: Only you can think of this.
A型血指着O：只有你能想得出。
B pointing at O: Are you not supposed to have survival skills? Very realistic. Dirty fella.
B君也指着O：这不就是你的生存技能么。很现实啊。小脏鬼。
O: What else can you do? No paper- there are 4 fierce men knocking on the door. Almost destroy the door.
那你们能咋办？没有纸诶~而且还有4个十万火急的人狂砸厕所门耶！！门都要敲烂啦！！
AB: Still describe that situation. Too ridiculous.
还在描述具体情况。真傻。
A: I always prepare for the worst. Always have tissue around me hence won't end up like that.
我会为最坏的情况做准备。随身带纸就不会那么囧啦！
B: It doesn't matter if someone doesn't wipe his arse; he can still wear underwear, right?
就是不擦屁屁也没关系呀，直接穿裤子就好了嘛，是不？
O: You are dirtier!!
你才恶心！
AB: I will not poo outside anymore.
我不会再在外面上大号了……
【各血型综述】
>>>A型<<<
Lives according to self-defined rules or boundaries and has the strongest regard for rules out of all blood types.
活在自己设定的规则或界限里，在所有血型中最讲究原则。
Very caring and good at understanding others.
关爱他人，通情达理。
Finds it difficult to adapt to rapid changes in the environment or complications in interpersonal relationships.
难以适应周遭的快速变化或复杂的人际关系。
Very cautious when taking the first step.
迈出第一步时极为小心谨慎。
Pessimistic in the face of an uncertain future, a perfectionist who is well-prepared in advance.
在未来无法确定的情况下，会变得悲观。是未雨绸缪的完美主义者。
Has great endurance and is very good at suppressing his own feelings.
极为隐忍，善于压抑自己的感受。
>>>B型<<<
Especially dislikes interference from others or being restricted by a set of boundaries.
特别讨厌他人的干扰或被束缚于某种界限中。
Fixated upon interesting things.
专注于有趣的事情。
Unhindered by conventional values and freely expresses his will.
不受传统价值观的羁绊，能自由地表达个人意愿。
Has a free way of thinking, resulting in a rich imagination. Very open when it comes to socializing.
有着自由的思维模式，因此想象力丰富。在社交中非常开放。
Higher number of people who are positive about the future.
大多数B型血的人对未来持积极看法。
Seldom affected by the environment, seldom aware of things happening around him.
很少受外界影响，对身边发生的事情浑然不觉。
>>>O型<<<
Has the strongest need for survival.
有着最强烈的求生欲望。
Has great motivation when there is a goal.
当目标明确时，行动力极强。
But promptly loses his will once the goal is blurred.
但一旦目标模糊，立刻意志涣散。
Is both an idealist... and a realist.
既是理想主义者，又是现实主义者。
Used to forming cliques and is highly wary of those outside of the clique.
习惯性"拉帮结派"，且对自己圈子外的人极为警惕。
Tends to be focused on a single thing, thus more people in professional lines of work.
通常能专注于一件事情上，因此很多人从事专业领域工作。
Honest and opinionated, thus more people who live their lives with priciples and ideals.
诚实、固执己见，因此O型血的人大都有着自己的原则和理念。
Emotional, but will not back-stab others.
情绪化，但不会背后捅刀子。
>>>AB型<<<
Likes to maintain a certain distance in relationships and does not like others invading his territory.
在人际交往中喜欢保持一定距离，不喜欢他人侵入自己的"领地"。
Logical and level-headed, he is excellent at negotiations.
逻辑清晰，头脑冷静，精于谈判。
Exceptional at analysis.
极其善于分析。
The majority of people who are idealistic and sensitive.
大多数AB型血的人都是理想主义，且敏感。
The calm and unruffled personality of Type As, co-exist with the volatile nature of Type Bs.
融合了A型血沉着冷静的性格和B型血变化无常的天性。
Out of blood types, he pays the least attention to politics and power. Has the tendency to strive for sagehood.
在所有血型当中，AB型最漠视政治和权力，向往着高超出世的境界。
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