都说林子大了，什么鸟都有。大学校园里就是这样，充满各色奇葩、各路神人。你属于哪一类？欢迎对号入座。
年级
大一新生
特征
Regurgitates exactly what the professor just said in attempt to seem super-smart.
无论教授说啥，他都会跟着重复一遍，让自己显得超级聪明。
年级
各年级均可见。
特征
Sits absurdly close to you on test days.
考试的时候恨不得跟你坐同一张凳子。
年级
常见于大四下学期。
特征
Only appears on syllabus day, the midterm, and the final.
只在开学、期中和期末的时候现身。
年级
常见于大一新生。
特征
How do you spot a freshman that got an A on a test? Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.
怎么才能知道新生考试得了A？别着急，他们会让你知道的。
年级
常见于大四生。
特征
No matter what time of day or how important the subject matter is, this person shows up, Starbucks in hand, in the middle of the class and not-so-subtly tries to sneak in from the back.
无论何时，无论课程重要与否，永远是课上到一半的时候，手里拿杯星巴克，不加掩饰，从后排潜入教室。
年级
常见于大四生。
特征
Known to say, “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.”
嘴边长挂一句话：“赢不是一切，是唯一。”
年级
常见于大一新生。
特征
Not only chooses to have an 8 a.m. class on Friday, but shows up 10 minutes early with way too much enthusiasm.
不仅会选周五早晨8点的课，而且会热情高涨地早到10分钟。
年级
超级大四生。
特征
Virtually always hungover and can typically be heard bragging about the most recent epic party or their “choice” to take a fifth year.
永远喝醉状态，时常会吹嘘最近参加的大趴，以及“选择”上“大五”的事。
年级
多见于大四生。
特征
This person always brings in a smelly food item to class, typically of the pizza or burrito variety.
上课经常吃东西，而且是披萨、墨西哥卷一类气味浓烈的食物。
年级
常见于大三生。
特征
They are constantly looking over their shoulders to make sure that the TA isn’t hovering behind them. You can typically hear them giggling to themselves over photos of their besties taken at someone’s 21st birthday party.
不停地回头看有没有老师在身后潜伏。你常常能听见他们对着手机屏幕傻乐，刷着朋友在某人21岁生日趴上的照片。
年级
常见于大一新生。
特征
Enjoys attempting to verbally spar the professor, unaware of how annoying and factually incorrect they are.
很喜欢在课堂上跟教授抬杠，自以为聪明，完全意识不到自己的错误。
年级
常见于大四生。
特征
Has an overabundance of pajama attire that they wear in rotation to each and every class.
穿睡衣去上课，而且永远不重样。
The Creative Excuse Expert
翘课借口创意大神
年级
常见于高年级生。
特征
Will create a reason (however implausible) to email the class roster to get notes from the entire semester.
编造各种借口（无论多么不切实际）不去上课，给班里所有人发邮件要求拷贝整个学期的笔记。
年级
常见于大三生。
特征
Can be found cornering younger students in attempt to get them to join an obscure club that they started for the sole purpose of padding their resume.
经常拉着学弟学妹，邀请人家加入奇怪的社团，其实只是给了给自己的简历贴金而已。
年级
常见于大三、大四生。
特征
The minute class is over they are running for the door like someone pulled the fire alarm.
一下课就往门外冲，好像大楼失火了一样。
年级
常见于大三下学期。
特征
Can’t manage to keep their eyes open for more than 45 seconds, usually due to working a full course load, a part-time job, and applying for unpaid internships.
永远处于困顿状态，多半是因为要兼顾学业、兼职工作以及免费实习项目。
年级
任何年级可见。
特征
Actually normal.
毫无特点普通人。
（编辑：Helen 左卓）