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千万别这么对熊孩子下指令,不然他们的反应会让你欲哭无泪

千万别这么对熊孩子下指令,不然他们的反应会让你欲哭无泪 中国日报双语新闻
2017-02-06
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导读:听话的小朋友总是讨人喜欢,但有时太实诚了,一板一眼地执行着大人的命令,就会闹许多笑话。外国网友分享了熊孩子们

听话的小朋友总是讨人喜欢,但有时太实诚了,一板一眼地执行着大人的命令,就会闹许多笑话。


外国网友分享了熊孩子们让人啼笑皆非的瞬间,一起来感受下。


“Keep your eye on the ball.”

“眼睛盯住球!”



我妹妹第一次用除味剂的时候,拿了把尺子量距离,因为使用说明说要“在15厘米的距离喷”。



This isn't exactly what we meant when we told him that he could look up puppy training tips on Youtube.

我们告诉他,可以看看Youtube视频来来学学如何训狗狗。但我们真的不是让他这么训狗的……



Not exactly what I had in mind when I told my son it was too nice out to play games inside.

我告诉儿子,天气这么好,到户外玩游戏吧……


I told my daughter she couldn't take clothes off the hangers and try them on. So I got this.

我告诉女儿不能把衣服从衣架上拿下来试穿,所以就变成这样了……



I told my 2 year old to put her shoes by the front door. She takes me very literally sometimes.

我让两岁的女儿把鞋摆在门口。她有时候太较真了。



I asked the kids not to eat all of the strawberries... Hey, at least they listen!

我告诉孩子们别把草莓都吃掉……起码他们有听我讲话……



After about 25 pics of them jumping around I said, "okay can mum just get one serious picture?"

给她们照的前25张照片,都疯的不行。然后我说,“给妈妈来张稍微严肃点的。”



My sister-in-law asked the 4 to put the cookies on the dining room table.

我嫂子让四岁娃把饼干放在餐厅桌子上……



Told the kids repeatedly not to wear their socks in the garden and finally they are listening to me... These are my socks.

我一直告诉我的孩儿,不许穿着他们的袜子进花园。他们终于听我的了……那是我的袜子……



Directions said 3 inches apart. That's precisely how far apart they will be.

教程说间隔3英寸。给你3英寸!



Write < or >

写< 或 >



My little brother was told to eat half of his nuggets. And this is what he did.

我的小弟弟听说鸡块只能吃一半,然后他就这么做了……



I should've been more specific when I asked my son to put water in his dinner bowl when he was done eating.

我告诉我儿子,吃完饭往碗里放点水。早知道这样就说得清楚点了……



My wife asked my son to put a jar of water in our dog's bowl. Saw this a few hours later. Mission accomplished.

我妻子让儿子给小狗碗里放一罐水。几小时之后我看到了这。做得真棒!



I asked the kids to organize the shoes. They did what I said.

我让孩子们把鞋子摆整齐。他们就这么做了。



Asked my 11 yr old son to warm up soup in microwave.

让我11岁的儿子用微波炉热一热汤。



My teenage daughter's school asked her to do half a page writing. She went to send this in.

我姑娘的学校让她写半页纸的文章。她就跑去把这个交了。


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