
From hedge fund lawyer to cat whisperer: how one law student used finra rules and a feline friend to make a fortune ?
从对冲基金律师到猫语者:一个法律学生如何利用金融监管局的规则和一个猫咪朋友来赚取财富?
Once upon a time, there was a hedge fund lawyer named Jane who lived in Hong Kong. She was known for being incredibly sharp and always finding ways to make the most out of a deal. However, despite her success in the cut-throat world of finance, she had a secret passion: her beloved black cute cat, who she adored more than anything else in the world.
很久以前,有一位住在香港的对冲基金律师,名叫简。她以惊人的敏锐和总是能找到办法从交易中获得最大利益而闻名。然而,尽管她在残酷的金融世界中取得了成功,但她有一个秘密的爱好:她心爱的黑色可爱的猫。她有一个秘密的爱好:她心爱的黑色可爱的猫,她对它的喜爱超过了世界上的任何东西。
One day, Jane was tasked with drafting a limited partnership agreement for a new hedge fund. She was deep in thought, trying to figure out the perfect way to balance the interests of all parties involved, when her black cute cat jumped up on her desk. Startled, she looked up to see the cat batting playfully at her pen. Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea!
有一天,简的任务是为一个新的对冲基金起草一份有限合伙协议。她正沉浸在思考中,试图找出平衡所有相关方利益的完美方法,这时她的黑色可爱的猫跳到了她的桌子上。她吓了一跳。她抬起头来,看到这只猫正俏皮地拍打着她的笔。突然间,她有了一个绝妙的主意!
Using her knowledge of Finra rules 5130 and 5131, Jane added a clause in the agreement stating that the fund's manager had to give her cat a belly rub every day before making any investment decisions. The clause was met with stunned silence when it was presented to the fund's partners, but Jane held her ground and explained that her cat was her lucky charm, and that his approval was crucial to the success of the fund.
利用她对Finra规则5130和5131的了解,简在协议中加入了一个条款,规定基金经理在做出任何投资决定之前,必须每天给她的猫咪揉肚子。该条款在提交给基金合伙人时,遭到了惊愕的沉默。但简坚持自己的立场,解释说她的猫是她的幸运符,它的认可对基金的成功至关重要。
To everyone's surprise, the fund took off and became one of the most successful in Hong Kong. And Jane, now even more respected and sought after than before, was always seen with a smile on her face as her cat happily received belly rubs before each investment meeting.
出乎所有人意料的是,该基金迅速发展,成为香港最成功的基金之一。而简,现在比以前更加受人尊敬和追捧,在每次投资会议之前,人们总是看到她的猫咪脸上带着微笑,开心地接受肚皮的摩擦。
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