Word on the Street: 'I've had a bad week with cucumbers'

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'It's gotten so bad I've had to resort to using Bing'

'I ordered 20 curries - I thought it was Indian tapas'

'I had to meet up with him the morning after to return his cowboy hat'

'Three boyfriends? I had two Sherpa's guys turn up at the same time once; that was awkward enough'

'Today's public holiday: spiritual development followed by mani/pedi'

'She was on a juice cleanse so I took her to Carl's Jr'

'I've had a really bad week with cucumbers'