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'I try to avoid any event that has a flyer'
'Hey Siri, do lobsters urinate?'
'I had the vomit flavour and it wasn't that bad'
'My tiger print facekini is only for use on land'
'Seriously, lots of riots break out over condiments'
'I just want to grow things with someone and for that not to be a child from my body'
'I want to be the one to take Bieber to Pyongyang'