Overheard something ridiculous in Shanghai? Share it on our Twitter and Facebook with #timeoutshanghai, or comment below!
'I think I don't actually like pumpkin. I just like the concept of pumpkin'
'He doesn't have wrinkles. His face just has character'
'My signature dish is French fries'
'I think I found my calling: archery and cauliflower picking'
'I unwittingly brought back dog s**t candy from Chengdu and handed it out in the office'
'Let me know if there's anything you need me to do besides drink beer'