In the bedroom, I'm like Sherpa's: I always deliver.
If we were together, you'd be like my apartment on a smoggy day: I'd never leave you.
Are you roughly a quarter of the Chinese population? Because you are smoking!
You're like street food: I'm drunk, so I want you.
I'm like a Shanghai taxi driver: we don't need to speak the same language for me to get you there.
Are we People's Square station during rush hour? Because I can see us getting busy!
My bed is like my favourite WeChat sticker: I need to share it with you.
I'm like Shanghai's restaurant scene: I love a soft opening.
My bed is like eating xiaolongbao: there's always room for one more.
Coming home with me is like going to Disney: magical, fun and really far away in Pudong.
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