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'When you reach a certain age, dinner and a blowjob is all you need'
'I don't believe in white people but I believe in you'
'I flogged him with a rabbit'
'I've never tried to become attached to my stationery. You just end up getting hurt'
'I used to love that song when I was a gay child'
'I like the uncomfortable cuddle'
'There's a footprint on the toilet seat and I have a lot of questions'
'I come from a long line of champagne socialists – you know the kind of people who will rave about avocado while joining every picket happening''
'I've definitely set fire to poop before'
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