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'The licking's the benefit of having him'
'Oh wow, I don't know if I'm gay enough'
'Really? I didn't know male cats had nipples'
'And then I had to pay the cab driver 50RMB to bring the whip back from The Bund'
'Well it's better here than back at home where you go outside and you're not in China'
'I want to look like David Beckham... but clever'
'I just wondered about the prostate'
'You don't have the figure to wear shorts two days in a row'
'You sleep like a white Imperialist'
'I come from a long line of Champagne socialists - you know the kind of people who will rave about avocado while joining every picket happening'