A joke about all Chinese can play Kung Fu spreaded worldwide, but any foreigners who have a period in China must know that it is false. This concept is, however, real to some extent. For example, FITNESS.
Kung Fu: head butt
If there is no wing, I made one.
I can exercise swimming anywhere!
New motion to exercise your whole body
Run, Forrest, Run!
Don't block my front, I can't control my power perfectly
Time to show the real Kung Fu!
You will be very regretful for challenging my Thomas!
I'm prepared to be spaceman in the future.
To be spaceman? Maybe you should train like me!
Can I join you? Oh F***!
What? Rock climbing on the flat ground!
Are you crazy?
I can do it all the day!
No pressure to make a split!
Too naive! look over here!
Now you should believe
all Chinese master of Kung Fu!
Source | xinhua
