Living in Guangzhou, you are probably fed up with the metro.
On rainy days, you are hard to catch a taxi, and can only watch the others driving their cars home casually. You must come up with this idea: I am going to buy myself a vehicle!
Fine! Let`s check the wallet!
Lonely 2000RMB
Bicycle is also vehicle!
Listening to the salesman, I was almost exciting.
When I was going to pay the money, my friend told me：
“Add 2500 more, just 2500 more, you can upgrate it to an electric motorcycle! ”
Listenning to the salesman, i gritted my tooth and decided to buy this motorcycle.
My friend stopped me and said:"How silly you are! Just doulbe price of a motorcyle , you can buy a second-hand JETTA!"
Listening to the salesman, I felt myself totally a car owner.
My friend told me, "This car is too low! Just add a liitle bit more, you can buy a new BYD!"
Listening to the salesman, i gritted my tooth again and decided to swipe my credit card.
My friend held my arm and said:" You see, just add a little bit more, you can change it into a Chana SUV. The others must think it cost 1 million!"
Listenning to the salesman, I gritted my tooth and asked him to bring me the contract.
My friend sighed deeply and said:"Won`t you add a little bit more? 1 million can buy a CRUZE"
Listening to the salesman, I found this car look better and better, I couldn`t help to take out my wallet.
My friend showed me this photo without saying a word and looked at me.
Listening to the salesman, the TV advertisement successfully brainwashed me.
My friend nodded and said:"If you`re pleased to be a beginner forever, you can forget this following car."
Listening to the salesman, I could hardly believe that I could possess an AUDI !
My friend tried to say:"Add a little bit more?"
Listening to the salesman, I thought I must caught a craze, I gritted my tooth and decided to sign my name.
My friend shouted disappointedly :"This BMW is just 3-series! "
Knowing that I was a successful man who deserved driving a BENZ, the salesman looked at me respectfully.
I gritted my tooth and decided to call the bank to pledge my house.
My friend stopped me once again and said:"since we have come this far, you don`t add a little bit more?! "
Then, they showed me this.
this
and this
and even this.
Ok, let`s talk later. I am going to rob a bank.
That`s how we forget our original purpose.
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