Nowadays, people tend to spend more time in the bathroom than they used to. Except those regular things related to the bathroom, everyone seems to have secrets with this little magic room...
We collect the things people do in the bathroom that are better than going to the bathroom, let's have a look!
I always got my brilliant ideas in shower
But...
I have hour long conversations with myself,
while looking into the mirror.
It's like watching my talk show, and no one will think I'm boring.
I can sing much better during the shower!
Not only do I sing in the shower
but I dramatically dance to the music.
Caution: wet floor!
Some light reading:
I like to read in the bathroom.
An important snack break:
Whenever I want a candy
that I shouldn't have,
I go into the bathroom.
Nobody questions a girl in the bathroom
with the sound of crinkling plastic.
Brilliant idea!!!
A little escapism:
I hate my job so much
that I hide in the bathroom.
When I'm on the toilet,
I always read
the back of shampoo bottles...
You must have forgotten your phone!
I'm 20 years old,
and I still check behind the shower curtain
for murderers
when I go into the bathroom.
Some deep thinking:
While I'm in the shower,
I think of ways
I could have won old arguments.
Women would be surprised
how many guys go to the bathroom
just to fix their hair or clothes.
Oh women, you don't know men.
A sprinkling of deception:
I sometimes don't wash my hands
in the bathroom.
But pretend to
by running the water
in case someone is listening.
I came to the bathroom at 12:45 am
and now it's 1:27.
I didn't even do anything.
Sometimes
I sit on the toilet way longer than necessary
because I get distracted by my phone.
Like right now...
Long sitting on the toilet is not good for your health, so better control the time within 10 minutes. Even though it's hard :(
Well, I guess there are so many special things we would do in the bathroom, what about you?
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