“跟你说过多少遍,
少吃一点,女孩子胖了没人要”
——其实我想说,多吃点,肉嘟嘟才可爱
“Eat less, pretty girls never gain weight”
-----Actually, I mean,
you’re cute when you’re chubby”
“你头发能不能扎起来,
新发型一点都不好看”
——其实我想说,怪你过分美丽
“Tie your hair up,
that new hairstyle doesn’t
look good on you”
-------When you flip your hair,
mesmerizing as it can be
“你香水什么味道啊,有点臭”
——其实我想说,YOU’RE SO CHARMING”
“What’s that perfume
you’re wearing? Smells bad”
------Well, you are so charming
“要不我们在一起吧,
今天愚人节,开玩笑你少臭美”
“Be my Valentine,
Gotcha! April Fools!
我的这句玩笑,其实是真的。
This time no joke. I’m serious.
POLLEN.愚人节,
我们为您推荐一束大葱(荷兰马蹄莲),
没有玩笑话,我们很认真。
POLLEN. interduces a bouquet of
Netherland calla lily as April Fool’s gift.
No joke, we’re serious.
POLLEN.作为致力于打造高端花艺的时尚生活品牌,

*以上部分图片来源于网络

