都………看………过………《…………疯…………狂…………动…………物…………城……》…………了…………吗…………？
不管你看没看，都来看看阿拉上海闲话版本的“疯狂”吧！绝对让侬疯狂！
痴头怪脑朱迪兔
朱迪兔是单纯乐天的“傻白甜”，一心想要证明自己。
小滑头狐狸尼克
狐狸尼克，又帅又痞，智商情商双高，撩妹技能满点！用上海闲话来讲，就是一个花头花脑、门槛牢精、卖相牢好的小滑头。
木太太树獭
这只叫做闪电的树獭，做事情却慢得急人，正宗木太太。
大流氓北极鼩鼱（qú jīng）
黑帮大佬Mr. Big的口头禅是"ice 'em"，也就是把他们扔到冰水里冻死。上海闲话就是“拿伊做脱”。
花痴馋老呸猎豹
胖乎乎的警局接待员猎豹，爱吃甜甜圈，爱超级明星瞪羚，十足花痴。
脾气恘非洲水牛
脾气暴躁难惹的警察局局长水牛，不过有时候也会说说冷笑话，属于冷面滑稽。
接下来，阿拉用上海闲话，把影片中的经典台词再讲一遍~
Nick：You know you love me.
侬晓得侬吃煞我。
Judy：I do？ En… Yes, I do.
是伐？嗯……我是吃煞侬爱煞侬。
I know you'll never forgive me.
And I don't blame you. I wouldn't forgive me either.
I was ignorant and irresponsible and small-minded.
But predators shouldn't suffer because of my mistakes.
And after we're done, you can hate me, and that'll be fine, because I was a horrible friend, and I hurt you.
And you can walk away knowing you were right all along.
I really am just a dumb bunny.
我晓得，你永生永世也不会原谅我。
我不怪侬，调了是我，我也不会原谅我自家。
我又呆又靠不牢，外加还犟头倔脑。
但不过，覅因为我的错，让肉食动物遭受搿一切。
等到阿拉拿搿桩案子摆平，侬可以继续讨厌我，
不搭界的，因为我是个牢蹩脚的朋友，我伤害了侬。
到辰光，侬可以大摇大摆地离开，确信自家从头到末脚侪是对的。
我真的是戆度一只。
All right, get in here. You bunnies, so emotional.
好了，到我搿搭来。纳兔子，就是碰哭精。
Everyone comes to Zootopia, thinking they could be anything they want. But you can't. You can only be what you are.
Sly fox. Dumb bunny.
And that is not wet cement.
一脚踏进动物城，大家侪想成为梦想当中的自家，但是总归一场空。
侬只能是侬自家，狐狸还是滑头，兔子仍旧戆哒哒。
伊个是么干的水门汀。
Do you know why camel has three humps?
侬晓得骆驼为啥有三个驼峰伐？
Because she is pregnant.
因为伊有喜了。
Mr. Big ：Ice them！
“拿伊做脱”！
This is hustle，sweetheart~
搿叫头子活络，亲爱的～
各……位……上……海……人……纳……最……欢喜……阿里……一……句……台词？
最后……祝……大家……侪……能……寻着……属于……自家个……狐……先生……搭仔……兔……小姐
