Just kidding. Happy April Fool's Day!
But while we have you here, we've compiled a list of goodies that will have you pulling off some devious pranks of your own this April Fool's Day.
Sprinkle liberally on a salad, or tape to the inside of a lampshade for a horrifying shadow puppet.
Delicately replace the white center with some toothpaste. So fresh, and so clean.
You can get very creative (although some might call it 'evil') with this one. It bears a striking resemblance to soy sauce, or can fit nicely in a perfume bottle...
A classic prank coined by Jim from The Office. Everyone loves finding their possessions in jello!
Unscrew your shower head, stick a bouillon cube in and delight in hearing your roommates scream as they are showered with chicken broth.
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Fill them up with water and disperse them through the house or office. They're great for beer pong and flip cup, too.
Cover your sleeping mate's hand in whipped cream, and then tickle their face. Facepalm.
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