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“阿宅”参加“朋友圈杯”摄影大赛办法
当前，我国正处在“朋友圈杯”摄影大赛揭幕前的关键阶段，也处在朋友圈仇恨值宏观调控的重要时期，为保障各位宅男宅女们参加“朋友圈杯”摄影大赛的合法权益，维护朋友圈和谐稳定，制定本办法。
一、本办法所称“朋友圈杯”摄影大赛，是指在朋友圈晒值得炫耀的旅行作品，起到纪念顺便拉仇恨的作用。
二、前款所指“值得炫耀”不包括：
人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人你人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人
三、参加“朋友圈杯”摄影大赛，你应用自带地理位置的作品，并配文字说明。文字策略包括但不限于以下：
（一）应有时差
昨天 00:55
（二）游客应不多
在中央公园晨跑，感觉没有StJames Park美得那么有层次，但地广人稀确实是跑步的好地方。
（三）应有语言障碍
刚连上网，收到好多中秋祝福，网络珍贵就不一一回复，在朋友圈祝所有朋友快乐开心。今日最大感受是德语跟英文差距好大，完全没办法触类旁通一下，买个轻轨票都搞了好半天，上车五分钟才把票的意思搞懂
（四）但不应是第一次出国
去过三个迪士尼的我，方向感还是不行 
（五）应邂逅文化
土国帅到没朋友的街头手工艺人和手工艺品
（六）对文化应抒发独到见解
Day 2 梵蒂冈，历史是强者的童话。
（七）应有地理奇观
如梦如幻的棉花堡
（八）若专攻美食，应鲜艳且夜里发
降落莫斯科机场真的所有乘客一起鼓掌，我以为这只是个笑话（喜极而泣表情），赶紧来顿好的压压惊。
（九）可选坐标
Paris je taime. 天晴，人多。
（十）若追求逼格比高更高，应人迹罕至
昨天NASA说这里发现水，给你们来点实景，考虑准备移民中。
四、以上图片自带定位，请随意取用。由于安卓和iOS色差，本办法只能拉起苹果用户的仇恨。这就够了。
五、本办法趁“朋友圈杯”摄影大赛还没揭幕，赶紧实施！
当然，阿宅们即使蜗居在家也可以想点妙招，拍出在海边晒大腿的旅游照哦！没有做不到，只有你想不到！
