嘲笑就算了 弦乐界里还有好多拿中提琴当梗笑话
Put it in a viola case.
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?
It's usually still in the case.
What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a viola.
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
The bow is moving. （当琴弓在动时）
Why don't violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
How do you get a violin to sound like a viola?
Sit in the back and don't play.
What is the range of a Viola?
As far as you can kick it.
If you're lost in the desert, what do you aim for?
A good viola player, a bad viola player or an oasis?
（如果你在沙漠里迷路了，你要找到什么？
一个好的中提琴手，一个坏的中提琴手，还是一片绿洲？）
The bad viola player. The other two are only figments of your imagination.
Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?
How do you get a dozen violists to play in tune?
1. Shoot 11 of them. （射杀掉11个）
2. Shoot all of them. （把他们全射杀掉）
3. Who the hell wants a dozen violists?
请善待你身边的中提琴手！
作者：与君共勉
链接：https://www.zhihu.com/question/28648778/answer/41866901
来源：知乎
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