心灵鸡汤看多了？那我们来点砒霜吧。美国老牌动画喜剧《辛普森一家》台词诙谐搞笑，黑色幽默频出。
本期节目为你奉上它的9句犀利语录
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第 ➊ 句
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!
读书没什么卵用！我只读过一本叫《杀死一只知更鸟》的书，读完之后我还是不知道怎么杀死知更鸟！
第 ➋ 句
What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back home anyway.
出门的意义在哪里？反正早晚还得回家。
第 ➌ 句
You've got the brains and talent to go as far as you want, and when you do I'll be right there to borrow money.
你这么聪明机智又有才华，梦想一定会实现。你梦想实现的那天，我一定会陪在你身边，向你借钱。
第 ➍ 句
It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.
撒谎需要两个人才行：一个人撒谎，另一个人听着。
第 ➎ 句
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
婚姻就是一口棺材，生一个娃就往上多敲一个钉。
第 ➏ 句
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.
你们尽力了但败得很惨。得到的教训就是：永远不要再尝试了。
第 ➐ 句
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
孩子，如果你想在生命中得到什么，你就得付出努力去争取。好了别吵了！彩票快开奖了。
第 ➑ 句
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
教育怎么可能让人变的更聪明呢？反正我每次学到新东西，脑子里就装不下旧东西了。
第 ➒ 句
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
敬酒精！生命中一切问题的起因和答案。
宝宝们还有什么比较醒脑的心灵砒霜
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